You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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The Moon Landing.

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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How old is your mom Dead

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Obamacare

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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