What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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