- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

A child walks into a classroom.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

Im taking a shit right now.

Your mom.

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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