- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

hey, my names mark.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

This is a random Anti joke.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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