Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Three black men were walking...

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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