I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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