Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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