Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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