- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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leon harney ya pikey

can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

a woman votes!

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What did the car do? CRASH!

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Dyslexics have more nuf!

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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