What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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Women's Rights

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

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Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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Im black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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