What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

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I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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hi bye

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I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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what's black and can't swim?

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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