Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

Roses are red, Violets are violet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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