- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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