- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

Justin Bieber's mother.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

My friend harris is fat.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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