An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

whats worse than jonny james obviously

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

more like nig!

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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