How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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A fish swims up your penis...

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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Sex education in Texas,

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phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

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How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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Walnut

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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Justin Bieber's mother.

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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