Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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Knock knock What?

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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A women's opinion.

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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