- Anti Joke

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.