why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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You're a frog

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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A man was driving in his BMW one day when a mini passed him out on the fast lane. The BMW driver thought 'i can't have that!' so he sped up and overtook the mini. Unfortunately he wasn't paying attention and he drove into the back of a school bus. Ironically the bus contained the mini driver's 3 daughters, he was driving so fast because they had forgotten to bring their lunch and he was trying to catch up with the bus so he could give them their sandwiches. There were no survivors of the crash, except for the mini driver.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Bad grammers.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Have you got any grapes?" The bartender replies "No." The duck then leaves but returns the next day and again asks, "Have you got any grapes?" And again the bartender answers, "No." This happens again the next day and in annoyance the bartender yells, "If you come in tomorrow and ask if I have any grapes, then I will nail your feet to the floor!" The next day the duck came into the bar and asked, "Have you got any nails?" to which the bartender replied, "Yes." The duck then walked out of the bar

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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FUCK THE JEWS

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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