Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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womens rights.

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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