Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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