Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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Knock knock What?

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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A women's opinion.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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