I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game. She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand." "What did you not understand?" And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

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Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

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Chinese men having large penis.

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Which is longer? A rope...

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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