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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

Yo momma so fat you have aids

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

What did david give back? Nothing.

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

I have down syndrome. -RDV

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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