what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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This joke is funny

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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2 + 2 = fish

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knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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