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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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