what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Womens rights

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I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

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What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

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Women's Rights.

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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