- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What's big and long? My dick.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

YO FACE

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

did you stub your toe?

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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