Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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Women's Rights.

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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trumpy trumpy trump

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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