- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

whos district champs not JM

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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