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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

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