- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

knock knock "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

whats your budget like? a budget.

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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