One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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Three black men were walking...

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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