a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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