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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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what's the difference between a duck?

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Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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Okay, after this one then...

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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