what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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its all aodhan

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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