Rebecca Black.

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what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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its all aodhan

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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