Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

Yock

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

William wright is Gay

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

I like your hair

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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