What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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Hahaha

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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A woman walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Yes ma'am?". She orders a gin and tonic, but the bartender had gave her two without realising, and so she pays for one only. She starts to contemplate whether to tell the bartender about his error or to just leave it and have a free glass of gin and tonic. However as she is a christian, gluttony is a sin, and she already had enough to drink today. However, she feels the need to have a relaxing drink today, because as she was on her job as a receptionist, when a customer tripped on the last step of the stairs behind her and broke his neck, dying instantly, which deeply saddened her. This later led her to indulge on 3 glasses of red wine in the staff room. She finally concludes after a few moments pondering, to not tell the bartender about his error, and pampered herself with two relaxing glasses of gin and tonic. Her dead, mutilated body was later found in the rubble of a car after a head-on collision with a truck.

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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