Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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hi jonny

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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Anti Joke

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