- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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