a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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