There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

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Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

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In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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Rick Santorum 2012

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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