- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

Alex Gedrose.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

Rick Santorum 2012

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

Want to hear a joke? Me too.

In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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