Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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