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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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