- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

H o m o comes out as homo

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

You know whats better than 24? 25

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

How many fingers do most people have? 10

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

adam hodgson !

whats black and red all over? a chalk board

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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