- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

its all aodhan

Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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