What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

I went to school. Then I came home.

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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