- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

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