- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

speak now or forever hold your pee

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Replacement Referees

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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