How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

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whats yellow after cani...nathan

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

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What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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your moms my other ride

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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I'm sn otter

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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