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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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