- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

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