Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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