- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

What? Yes.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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