What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven. Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" "No," the man replies, "I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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