- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

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How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

A man walks into a vagina

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

who is awesome? no one...

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

haha Otarts was here

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

dick dick dick... frogs

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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