Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

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how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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