the holocaust

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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knock knock come in!

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Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Cinema greatest shit final, anime and videogames dont translate well into movies edition: One day... a young man named Tyler Reed, is chased by the notorious bully named Peter Ganondorf... Just then... he coincidentally utters "I AM THE LINK!" And a great lightning bolt strikes him... Tyler Becomes THE LINK! As for Peter Ganondorf... he became a pile of burning ashes... But Just then THE LINK, gets contacted by Jessica Fairy! And receives a important message... The evil Dr.Bullshitious has destroyed the connection without earth and planet Zelda! And that is bad... BECAUSE! Can Tyler Reed use his powers of lightning fast flight, and collect the TWO pieces of the mystic "triforce" to earn the ultimate weapon? The Master gun! Most importantly, can he become THE LINK between Planet Zelda and Earth? *Shows random shots that you cant make shit of like those movies you know suck just from the narration* ZELDA: THE LINK TO PLANET EVOLUTION! Moral: Still better than Dragon Ball Evolution...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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