- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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