A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

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