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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

Click here to end the world.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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