- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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