- Anti Joke

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

obama's promises

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed wink Parent: whut?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.