What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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