What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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Women's rights.

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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He--Hey guys

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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