Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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