Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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