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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Two guys walk into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

I'm gay.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

just in time?

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

Has u seen my grammar?

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

Andy Carrol

What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

You suck big fat slobber

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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