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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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