- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

tommy is retared

A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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