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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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