- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

This joke is the worst joke ever.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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