Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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What did the dog say to the house? Roof

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How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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