- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Do you like apples? Yes

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

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