- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Neither have I

Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

Oh, go away

aodhan hearty

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

Dyslexics are teople poo

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

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