- Anti Joke

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

Poop!!

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard