Obama walks into a hospital....

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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neil likes pube toast

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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What stops a train? A missile

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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This is a joke.

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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