Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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squash squash who squash my ass

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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