Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

Do you like apples? Yes

Poop!!

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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