- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

People Eating Tasty Animals

Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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