EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

Has u seen my grammar?

just in time?

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

An Asian man fails a math test

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...