how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. On impact, he suffers quite the blow to his head, resulting in him falling unconscious. He is escorted to the hospital, where he is pronounced in a coma on arrival. His family is left devastated. His wife, who was a stay-at-home mother to their 2 children doesn't take this news very well and is sent into a spiraling depression. 16 years later, the man finally wakes from his coma to find that his son and daughter that he had left behind where now grown teenagers and almost done with high school, his wife's has remarried and given birth to his half-child. This is why you don't text while walking down a sidewalk.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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