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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Oh, go away

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Neither have I

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

An Asian with a big dick.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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