Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

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Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

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How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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