Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

purple pickles

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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