Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

Knock Knock *opens the door*

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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