Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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ass.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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