- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Where's my tractor?

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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